There’s a lot of hype around the whole phenomenon of squirting. And understandably so, since for the most part, female ejaculation isn’t as common an occurrence as the standard female orgasm. Why is that, you ask? Because there are a lot of things that have to fit just right in order for it to happen (pun intended).
For starters, you’ll need to be hitting the G-spot with a significant amount of pressure in order to make your lady squirt. If you don’t know where the G-spot is, well, I feel bad for your woman. If you do know, have your partner relax her pelvic floor (if she practices this beforehand it’ll further help your cause). While she’s doing this, put pressure on the G-spot using either your fingers, a toy or your penis. Oh, and make sure you’ve got a spare set of clean sheets on hand.
If she’s squirting for the first time, you’re probably envisioning what’s uhh, coming out to look more like, well, come. But actually, it’s a true fact that the stuff that gets ejaculated when she squirts is actually mostly pee. And you thought you weren’t into golden showers.
So, now you know what squirting is, and how to get your girl to do it. And whether you really wanted to or not, you’ve found out the truth about what female ejaculation actually consists of. Now, there’s only one question left to answer: What does squirting feel like?
To give us a real, in depth look at all the feelings and sensations that come with the experience of squirting, we went straight to the source – and asked a few women with vaginas share their best squirt stories. Here’s what squirting really feels like:
1. What Just Happened?
“It happened, and I didn’t know it happened. Or what had happened. And I was confused. And then the guy I was seeing was like, ‘You squirted! You’ve never done that?’ And I was all embarrassed, but he was like, ‘No, it’s fine!’ And he still talks about it sometimes. But it was really the most awkward thing. Bonus: I was apartment sitting so it wasn’t even my own bed. I washed the sheets that day and hoped the mattress was okay. Very weird. VERY weird. But man, that man can do things with his hands.” – Sara, 24
2. A Big Release
“I was having sex that I was already regretting mid-act – with a guy who had a huge dick and was way too proud about it. He actually kept saying, ‘Tell me this is the biggest dick you ever took’ while he was banging me out. Of course, I never gave him that satisfaction. And honestly, it was starting to hurt, and I was pretty much just waiting for it to be over. I was squirming to get away from the pain. I moved my leg up to see if a shift in position would make things any better, and as I did he came back out of me and into me hard, and all of a sudden there was mydirtyhobby blog this huge pressure release, and then everything underneath us was wet. Then I had to listen to him talk about how his huge dick made me squirt. Really killed the experience.” – Dana, 28
3. Like A Treasure Hunt
“The first time I experienced squirting was with my long-term boyfriend. We had been dating for a year and a half, so we were really comfortable with each other. He told me that he really wanted to try and get me to squirt, so we did some Googling on how to make it happen, and the best positions to try. It took a few failed attempts, but we finally found one that made me squirt. I had my legs up over my head, and he was holding my ankles at the top while he was thrusting into me. It was sudden, and felt different than a regular orgasm, but the build up process was kind of the same. It honestly didn’t feel as good as an orgasm either, but it felt like a more intense pressure release. But we had been after it for so long that it felt like an accomplishment finally getting there. I think that my boyfriend enjoyed doing it to me more than I actually enjoyed the squirting itself!” – Gabrielle, 27